You can’t really have a Barbershop if you don’t have a Wall of Fame as well as a Wall of Shame.
So lets start one of each.
Just for the record, we have plenty room for each and have space for some honorable mentions as well.
This should be rather interesting as well as fun.
Lets start with the Wall of Fame first shall we.
The Barbershop “Wall of Fame”
- Charles Barkley – Outspoken, candid and entertaining to listen to.
- Tiger Woods – Tiger makes the list for his class and grace.
- Bill Gates – Richest man in the world, how can he not have a spot.
- Oprah Winfrey – The queen of reason.
- Larry Page and Sergey Brim – Founders of Google.
- Tony Dungee – Soft spoken and spiritual leader of the Superbowl Champions.
Honorable Mentions:
Terrell “TO” Owens – TO makes the Wall of Fame simply because he kept his mouth shut as of late and didn’t make the Wall of Shame. Good job TWO.
Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin - With a booming ass like that, how can we forget her. But she doesn’t quite make the list just yet.
And now the stars of the circus.
The Barbershop “Wall of Shame”
- Adam “Pacman” Jones – The worst athlete of 2007, “Mr. Can’tDoRight”.
- Lindsay Lohan - Fresh out of drug rehab, straight to the party at the nightclub.
- Reality TV Stars – With the exception of Big Brother and Survivor, L-O-S-E-RS!
- Dead Beat ebay Bidders – If your not going to pay, then damm it, don’t play.
Honorable Mentions:
Paris Hilton – Is this skank still crying for her mommy? Is her favorite book still the bible?
OJ Simpson - This asshole authored a book entitled, If I had done it… – If?
Michael “nookie” Vick – If he is proved to be guilty of those god awful charges of animal cruelty – his dumb as is going on the list. He should be on the list for stupidity alone.
These lists will be updated as I see fit. If you don’t like my list, then start your own.
