Troy Hudson of the Minnesota Timberwolves released an album entitled “Undrafted”.
Well, I will say it was undrafted, because it only sold 78 copies in the first week.
WTF!!!
78 copies in the first week?
This album may be the real reason why Garnett packed his locker up and went to Boston.
Let’s see if we can break that number down.
- 1 copy purchased by a family member, who later burns the rest of the family a copy.
- 1 copy purchased by NBA Security.
- 1 copy purchased by his girlfriend so that he doesn’t totally feel like shit.
- 1 copy purchased by his best friend.
- 32 copies purchased by one player of each NBA team. They’ll need something to laugh at while traveling on the plane before landing in Minnesota.
So that’s 36 of 78 copies.
We can figure the rest were purchased by fans and radio stations.
We’ve got platinum, gold, silver and now we have aluminum foil. Daaaaaaaaaamn!
Troy, you already suck at your day job, just step away from the mic please.










