Lindsay Lohan – 2nd DUI, this time with a package…

We all know Lindsay Lohan is on The Barbershop Wall of Shame, well this is why.

Little Miss 21, fresh out of rehab got herself another DUI – and this time she was caught red handed with some coke on her too. So now she is on record with two DUI’s and a drug possession charge too.

I just don’t get some people.

One thing about Paris – since she got out of jail and bungled that Larry King interview, she has been quite as a mouse. We can all say she learned her lesson.

But not this kid. Someone may want to have a sit down with her and let her know she is falling and falling fast.

Its been a great summer with famous people hasn’t it.

Girl kills herself over pirated Harry Potter spoof…

Hmmm…

With all the controversy of someone leaking the latest Harry Potter spoof prior to its release, it was reported that a young teenage girl in the Philippines killed herself over the ending of a ‘fake version’ of the pirated spoof.

The young girl and her mother downloaded a copy of the ‘fake version” to realize that Harry and his cohorts meet a gruesome death in the last scenes. The girls mother stated she was distraught and locked herself in her room. The mother went on to state that she later found her daughter in her closet, where she had hung herself with rolled up bed sheets and a nightgown.

Now I don’t mean to be cruel or heartless – but isn’t that the craziest damn thing you ever heard, providing its true.

Damn if I would hang myself over a movie ending. Hell I was pissed when Denzel was killed in Training Day, but damn if I went crazy and hung myself.

Some people just don’t have any sense of reality. I’m sorry for her family and friends loss – but society didn’t lose much if she had a weak mind like that.

Should have waited for the real thing in the first place.

Aston Martin DBS…

I’ve never really been a big fan of any Aston Martin – maybe the older 67 DBS, but that’s about it.

However, when I saw Casino Royale – I was feeling the DBS then, maybe not in the customary AM color, I much prefer either black or white on a car like this.

By todays horsepower standards – the DBS’ 500 horsepower is a little underpowered in comparison to other exotics. It seems as if 500 horsepower only gets you an invite to the party, but you need more to actually get in as some manufacturers are dishing horsepower like its bottled water. But 500 horsepower is definitely a license to thrill.

Many changes separate the DBS from the standard DB9 – power increase of the V-12 from 450 up to 500, manual 6 speed instead of the six speed auto paddle shift, lower ride height, 20 inch alloys and a nice aggressive body kit which includes a rear deck spoiler.

Inside the cockpit – race bucket style seats, quilted suede and more carbon fibre than you can shake a stick at.

Estimated price for this Bond Girl sexy magnet is estimated at $195K – that definitely gets you a spot at the door at the party.

Eva Mendes has that “it”…

I have sat through plenty of bad movies to get a glimpse of Eva Mendes – the latest of which has been Ghost Rider – just something about her having “it”. Not too many actresses would cause me to sit through a bad movie – unless they have that “it” about them.

How many of us have rewinded the Training Day DVD to get a glimpse of her hairy little snatch when Ethan Hawke wanted to shoot up the place? I’m not admitting to anything, I just wanted to make sure I was seeing what I was seeing. Come to think of it, that was perhaps why Ethan was shooting up the place, because Denzel wouldn’t let him get a peek – now that its out on DVD – I bet Ethan has been doing a little fast forwarding and rewinding too, perhaps even pausing it.

Denzel has played in two movies which casted Eva, Out of Time and Training Day – think he needed another look too? I would say so.

I just jumped over to her website EvaMendes.com, check it out to see just how photogenic and accomplished she is. Girl has done good for herself, hat off to her for tthe good work she has provided us.

Definitely one of Hollywoods hottest faces and bodies.

Jessica Alba is on fire she is so hot…

Jessica, you know your hot don’t you?

I was flipping through a magazine today that had some featured interviews of boutique owners from the St Louis region. One of the interview questions that each boutique owner was asked was – “which celebrity was most likely to do their shopping in their boutique, who would it be?”. Every last one of them answered with Jessica Alba along with a few other female celebs.

Now fellas, I am in agreement with those boutique owners – who wouldn’t want to sit around and watch Jessica Alba shop for thongs and crotchless panties all day. I know I am game, I would just like to be a fly on the wall in the dressing room as she tries them on.

I’m only familiar with a few of her movies such as Sin City, Dark Angel, Fantastic Four and I only watched Into the Blue just to get a peek of her in a bikini.

I managed to check out her Wikipedia and she admits to liking older men, well I’m 35, think I have a chance?

Of course I had to find a pic with a little nip action showing – thought you all would like that

Reality TV Shows Hall of Shame…

I’m not in the habit of judging anyone – as I don’t think I am better than anyone else walking God’s green earth. People are who they are, no matter how different that may be from the norm. As long as no one is hurting another person, then they are fine with me.

Well, now that we got that out the way…

What’s wrong with all these people getting on these reality shows and acting like they don’t have no damn sense. They know their momma and daddy taught them better than that.

I don’t know who told Paula Abdul she could have a reality tv show, but whoever it was, someone needs to slap the shit out of them.

Looking at the way she lives her life and acts on camera is like watching a car wreck – you want to look away but you just can’t. She’s not a bad looking woman for someone who is 60, she is 60 or so right – but she is so damn screwed up, she just becomes down right unattractive. I guess that’s why she is still single, no sane man could stand her stupid ass.

In the reality tv shows Hall of Shame, I never thought any show would out do Flavor Flav’s Flavor of Love. Oh my – talk about people at their worst, I was embarrassed for them and I wasn’t even on the show.

And then one of those skanks, New York ends up with her own show. She got dumped on the first season of Flavor of Love, then the second season too. Now she is blessed with her own show and guess what happens at the end of that show – the brother dumps her on there too. If that wasn’t bad enough to be dumped three times, when she was dumped by Flav, not once but twice – she should have ran and jumped off the planet.

When Flav’s ugly ass don’t won’t you – things are bad… real damn bad. I believe her momma is crazy too.

One thing about New York that I have to admire, she’s no quitter – she’s coming back again with her own show trying to find love in all the wrong places. You go girl!

Now we got this mess called Charm School – hmmph.

You know you can’t teach charm nor class to a bunch of ghetto strip club rejects. Give me a damn break.

All of them look nasty as hell, willing to bet all of them are broke as hell and didn’t Flav dump their nasty asses too? I thought so. And who the hell told Monique she had charm – her fat crazy ass should be one of them contestants – Look no further than the behind scenes of Queens of Comedy for proof of that.

Then you have the Top Model, Top Chef, Making of the Band and a few other train wrecks out there too. Those people on those shows just don’t get it. Once those shows are over, win-lose-or draw, no one is going to clap for them walking down the runway, no one is going to pay top dollar for a meal of theirs and certainly no one is going to buy any CD of theirs. Why? Because during the entire show, they as well as the shows editing made them look like a bunch flunkies with no character, their character was given to them – even if they had talent.

I know this going to sound crazy and damn near contradicts everything I just wrote – but as far as I am concerned the best reality show I have seen in some since all of these reality tv shows have started was Bobby and Whitney’s show – I was mad as hell when they took that show off.

I guess it was taken off as they seemed normal in comparison to some of the clowns we have on tv right now.

Some say “you gotta love showbiz” – I say the hell with that, bring back Bobby and the crack head back.

Who grew up on “Speed Racer”…

I know I did, therefore I am excited with the news that its returning to television – soon to be followed by a movie.

Nicktoons plans an initial run of 26 episodes. The cartoon show is set for launch next year, timed to coincide with the release of a live-action theatrical version. “It seemed like the right time to do a revival,” says Ken Katsumoto, executive vice president of family entertainment at Lionsgate, which will produce it. When this opportunity arose to revive such a classic property, we jumped.”

While the two are unrelated, Katsumoto adds he sees the film as a giant promotional vehicle for the entire brand and intends to utilize that promotional opportunity to the company’s advantage.

Lionsgate has signed up New York-based Animation Collective to help produce the new show.