Archive for the ‘Disclaim to Fame’ Category

Troy Hudson’s Album – “Undrafted”…

August 3, 2007

Troy Hudson AlbumTroy Hudson of the Minnesota Timberwolves released an album entitled “Undrafted”.

Well, I will say it was undrafted, because it only sold 78 copies in the first week.

WTF!!!

78 copies in the first week?

This album may be the real reason why Garnett packed his locker up and went to Boston.

Let’s see if we can break that number down.

  • 1 copy purchased by a family member, who later burns the rest of the family a copy.
  • 1 copy purchased by NBA Security.
  • 1 copy purchased by his girlfriend so that he doesn’t totally feel like shit.
  • 1 copy purchased by his best friend.
  • 32 copies purchased by one player of each NBA team. They’ll need something to laugh at while traveling on the plane before landing in Minnesota.

So that’s 36 of 78 copies.

We can figure the rest were purchased by fans and radio stations.

We’ve got platinum, gold, silver and now we have aluminum foil. Daaaaaaaaaamn!

Troy, you already suck at your day job, just step away from the mic please.

Culpepper signs with the Raiders!

August 1, 2007

Oakland RaidersWell this came out of no where – Culpepper signs one year deal with the Raiders.

This is like a band aid on a amputated leg so to speak.

The Raiders have still not signed Jemarcus Russell, their first round draft pick of this year which in itself is pathetic. So they signed Culpepper to a one year deal as training camp started on Friday.

Hey Culpepper, the Moss-Culpepper tandem that boosted your career while you were in Minnesota is no longer an option. Moss got off that train a few months ago and is now in New England. Looks like your the conductor of that train wreck waiting to happen with the Raiders.

Good Luck with that.

Why is Brady Quinn holding out?…

July 31, 2007

Someone please tell me why Brady Quinn is holding out? Wasn’t he the #22 pick overall by the Browns? WTF

Someone needs to tell this kid that he is no longer at Notre Dame, where the hype machine fueled his overated career.

He says he is working out on his own down in Tempe,AZ at API – a training facility for the pro-athletes.

I can understand the business side that he is approaching this with – but lets be realistic. If Brady thinks he is going to get 5th pick money or 10th pick money – he is out of his mind. Cleveland should get the better end of this deal simply because brady was still on the board.

Brady certainly won’t find any coddling as he got with with the Fighting Irish – so he best be getting used to it.

Vick’s co defendant changes plea to – GUILTY!…

July 30, 2007

Surprised, well you shouldn’t be.

He’s not the one the Feds were after, they want the big name and they may have gotten the big fish on a silver platter in Vick.

Tony Taylor is his name, fighting dogs was his game. A little freestyle there.

As this guy had been out the dog fighting game for a while now, he apparently wasn’t close to Vick and the others. I’m actually thinking this guy had already moved on with his life or even something else that wasn’t productive to Society.so when his life was interrupted and an opportunity presented itself – of course he did what someone who doesn’t want to go to Jail would d – cop a plea.

What does this spell for Vick and Company? Whatever it is, it can’t be good.

Vick, you should have cut strings with those fools when you had a chance.

Did Michael Vick write that prepared statement…

July 30, 2007

Michael Vick - Indicted

If he did, then he is dumber than I thought.

Michael Vick’s lawyer, Billy Martin, read a statement that he says was prepared by Vick – but I don’t believe him. Imagine that, an unbelievable lawyer.

The statement said that Vick would love nothing more to be in “spring training” with the Falcons.

Spring Training!

WTF, does Vick play for the Atlanta Braves now.

I believe he meant to write Training Camp!

Memo to Billy Martin, if your going to say Vick wrote something, atleast have the boy proof read it before you announce it to the entire nation. If you expect to have Vick go free, then you can’t make simple mistakes like such.

That was ugly.

Vick, if this is a sign of things to come for you – you may want to seek some additional counsel.

Mike Nifong confesses about no credible evidence in LAX case…

July 26, 2007

Oh really!?

When this news first broke – I turned to my best friend and said, that didn’t happen like they are saying it did. Not because I am a psychic or I was physically there – but it was all wrong from the beginning.

First and foremost, rape is a brutal and hideous crime and no woman should be subjected to such an abuse that degrades them of their dignity.

But lets look at the smart facts of this case. A young woman, regardless of color goes to house that is having a party by a group of young drunken teenage boys – not because she was invited as a guest of the party. But as a stripper. That right their should have made everyone slam on the brakes and ask some really important questions.

But nope, Nifong was up for re-relection and the black community was up in arms and he had to do something – even if he knew it was wrong. So he proceeded without caution or concern. I wonder if he knew it would be him who was the guilty party.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not saying a stripper deserves to be interrogated – I am not saying that all. What I am saying is this – she was not above approach. Someone should have sat her down and asked her some questions.

When the details of her actions just hours before that incident started to emerge, someone should have definitely been asking questions.

Nifong allowed the black community with their protests get to him and since the truth came out – not a single leader of that black community has stepped up to the plate to do the right thing by these players, that’s apologize, Al Sharpton included.

Lots of people were jockeying to get their face on the television cameras to voice their outrage of this alleged crime and not a single one of those who went on camera for their 15 minutes of fame returned once the dust had settled.

Way to go community leaders(allegedly) – seems you all are real stand up types. Gald you fuckers don’t represent me!

You want to know the really sad part of all this – those three kids would not have gotten justice if this case didn’t go this way. If those kids had not been charged for the lack of evidence, the black community would have been out marching for sure. So sadly enough, they had to endure some hard times to get their justice.

If this story couldn’t get any sadder, the female who alledged the rape has not been charged to date. I would think a civil lawsuit against her would have been on the table – but chances are she doesn’t have anything anyways. I saw her father on television being interviewed when all this happened – in my view, he wasn’t sure if a crime occured from his demeanor – some parents know their kids. Needless to say, his daughter embarrassed him and the rest of the family for her poor choices.

When this mess finally came to an end – the same friend I told this was wrong said something that was perhaps true – “those kids got a taste of what it feels like to be black”. Perhaps he is right.

Hot summer in sports…

July 26, 2007

When the weather is warm, people usually act a fool – professional sports only represents a small segment of society. If the news of professional sports characters getting in trouble is any indication of what our society is doing during this hot summer – people are really acting a fool.

Screw the farmers report, Pacman’s theatrics of bumping into the law was a telling sign it was going to be hot.

Starting with the NFL, the Commish is setting a standard with these guys that is telling them this is a business and not some college campus for them to do what ever they choose. Pacman, Odell Thurman, Tank Johnson and Chris Henry are some notables who are serving suspensions to start this season off. I made a note to myself not to even talk about Vick, but he had his first of many days to come in court today – let’s see how that pans our for him. The boy has four lawyers. It surely is going to cost him to go free…maybe.

The NBA’s gambling scandal with Tim Donaghy is enough alone. Now add that to Kobe whining, failed trades for Garnett and Durant and Oden taken #1 and #1 – the NBA too has had its spotlight. What’s really funny with all this from the NBA, Stephen Jackson and Ron Artests suspensions quickly fell to the bottom of the blotter with all the bad press.

Major League Baseball is dealing with steroids and I am not sure if anyone knows what the hell is going on with that. Needless to say, with Bonds chasing that record, MLB is going to be in the news for steroids until the final out of the World Series.

And if your unaware about a certain bicycle race going on over in France, they too had a drug scandal. The leading rider was removed by his team for an illegal blood transfusion.

I understand that there is another league called the NHL – they are the only league to perhaps stay out of the news, but not by choice. No one is interested in that league.

the job of a commissioner seems to have gotten hot with the weather – I bet the heads of those leagues are hoping for a cold cold winter.

And I can’t forget Amanda Beard showed her beard in Playboy.