The Barbershop Wall of Fame and Wall of Shame…

You can’t really have a Barbershop if you don’t have a Wall of Fame as well as a Wall of Shame.

So lets start one of each.

Just for the record, we have plenty room for each and have space for some honorable mentions as well.

This should be rather interesting as well as fun.

Lets start with the Wall of Fame first shall we.

The Barbershop “Wall of Fame”

• Charles Barkley – Outspoken, candid and entertaining to listen to.
• Tiger Woods – Tiger makes the list for his class and grace.
• Bill Gates – Richest man in the world, how can he not have a spot.
  
• Oprah Winfrey – The queen of reason.
• Larry Page and Sergey Brim – Founders of Google.
• Tony Dungee – Soft spoken and spiritual leader of the Superbowl Champions.

Honorable Mentions:

Terrell “TO” Owens – TO makes the Wall of Fame simply because he kept his mouth shut as of late and didn’t make the Wall of Shame. Good job TWO.

Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin - With a booming ass like that, how can we forget her. But she doesn’t quite make the list just yet.

And now the stars of the circus.

The Barbershop “Wall of Shame”

• Adam “Pacman” Jones – The worst athlete of 2007, “Mr. Can’tDoRight”.
• Lindsay Lohan - Fresh out of drug rehab, straight to the party at the nightclub.
• Reality TV Stars – With the exception of Big Brother and Survivor, L-O-S-E-RS!
• Dead Beat ebay Bidders – If your not going to pay, then damm it, don’t play.

Honorable Mentions:

Paris Hilton – Is this skank still crying for her mommy? Is her favorite book still the bible?

OJ Simpson - This asshole authored a book entitled, If I had done it… – If?

Michael “nookie” Vick – If he is proved to be guilty of those god awful charges of animal cruelty – his dumb as is going on the list. He should be on the list for stupidity alone.

These lists will be updated as I see fit. If you don’t like my list, then start your own.

Reality TV Shows Hall of Shame…

I’m not in the habit of judging anyone – as I don’t think I am better than anyone else walking God’s green earth. People are who they are, no matter how different that may be from the norm. As long as no one is hurting another person, then they are fine with me.

Well, now that we got that out the way…

What’s wrong with all these people getting on these reality shows and acting like they don’t have no damn sense. They know their momma and daddy taught them better than that.

I don’t know who told Paula Abdul she could have a reality tv show, but whoever it was, someone needs to slap the shit out of them.

Looking at the way she lives her life and acts on camera is like watching a car wreck – you want to look away but you just can’t. She’s not a bad looking woman for someone who is 60, she is 60 or so right – but she is so damn screwed up, she just becomes down right unattractive. I guess that’s why she is still single, no sane man could stand her stupid ass.

In the reality tv shows Hall of Shame, I never thought any show would out do Flavor Flav’s Flavor of Love. Oh my – talk about people at their worst, I was embarrassed for them and I wasn’t even on the show.

And then one of those skanks, New York ends up with her own show. She got dumped on the first season of Flavor of Love, then the second season too. Now she is blessed with her own show and guess what happens at the end of that show – the brother dumps her on there too. If that wasn’t bad enough to be dumped three times, when she was dumped by Flav, not once but twice – she should have ran and jumped off the planet.

When Flav’s ugly ass don’t won’t you – things are bad… real damn bad. I believe her momma is crazy too.

One thing about New York that I have to admire, she’s no quitter – she’s coming back again with her own show trying to find love in all the wrong places. You go girl!

Now we got this mess called Charm School – hmmph.

You know you can’t teach charm nor class to a bunch of ghetto strip club rejects. Give me a damn break.

All of them look nasty as hell, willing to bet all of them are broke as hell and didn’t Flav dump their nasty asses too? I thought so. And who the hell told Monique she had charm – her fat crazy ass should be one of them contestants – Look no further than the behind scenes of Queens of Comedy for proof of that.

Then you have the Top Model, Top Chef, Making of the Band and a few other train wrecks out there too. Those people on those shows just don’t get it. Once those shows are over, win-lose-or draw, no one is going to clap for them walking down the runway, no one is going to pay top dollar for a meal of theirs and certainly no one is going to buy any CD of theirs. Why? Because during the entire show, they as well as the shows editing made them look like a bunch flunkies with no character, their character was given to them – even if they had talent.

I know this going to sound crazy and damn near contradicts everything I just wrote – but as far as I am concerned the best reality show I have seen in some since all of these reality tv shows have started was Bobby and Whitney’s show – I was mad as hell when they took that show off.

I guess it was taken off as they seemed normal in comparison to some of the clowns we have on tv right now.

Some say “you gotta love showbiz” – I say the hell with that, bring back Bobby and the crack head back.

Getting a little tired of the Spelling Bee’s on ESPN…

I guess the easiest thing to do is turn the channel if I don’t like what it is on. But that’s besides the point.

Spelling a word that 99% of the population will never use is not a sport. I love the fact that the kids are smart, educated and not getting in trouble – but enough already. I never judge anyone on their looks, but half of those kids look like they don’t even have an athletic bone in their body.

If they are too impress me by holding a spelling bee on a sports channel, atleast put on a jersey of some sort, instead of having your pants pulled up to your neck. Grab a bottle of Gatorade, tape your fingers up and do a celebration dance when you get a word right.

Really want to impress me, taunt your geeky looking opponent before you head up to the mic and after you get your word right.

But I can’t continue watching it as it is.

Best yet – whoever made this kids sign, couldn’t even spell Maryland right

Fast Food Freestyle…

Do you think they spit in his food?

7 Questions with Paris…

Tonight Larry King will have Paris Hilton on his show.

I can only imagine the “innocent-learned my lesson” act she is going to put on.

Larry has a pretty good show and is pretty much a genuine interviewer. But I wonder if he is going to ask the questions that everyone really wants to know.

Maybe instead of sitting down with Larry King, Paris should come to The Barbershop and sit in “The Barbers Chair” and answer a few questions.

I promise to be gentle

7 Questions with Paris.

1. What are you famous for?
2. Do you have a brain?
3. What are you famous for again?
4. Why won’t you go away?
5. Go where you ask?
6. Can you spell H-E-L-L?
7. Are you leaving now?

Good, take this bottled water, you may need it as it gets pretty hot down there. Then again, you should be used to the “hot down there” sensation you must have for romping in the hay with everyone.

First he lost his pants, now the shirt off his back…

I don’t pretend to be smarter than the average person, but some people just amaze the hell out of me.

So let me get this right, you take a pair of pants to the cleaners to have them cleaned – pants that were prolly purchased on sale – the cleaners lose the pants and then you sue them for $54 Million.

Somebody please smack this fool.

And to top it off, he is a judge. Oh my.

So now that he lost his law suit, he is left to pay legal fees of the dry cleaners estimated to be $100K and $5,000 in court fees. And to top it off, he may even lose his job.

Can’t say I feel bad for him.

Unbelievable – Hot Dog Injury…

Possibly the most famous, 6 time hot dog eating champion, Takeru “Tsunami” Kobayashi, was injured while training for the upcoming July 4th event.

The injury is described as serious – if you can believe it or not.

Kobayashi set his first world record as a rookie in the Nathan’s Famous contest in 2001. He ate 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes, nearly doubling the previous record. He upped the ante last year with 53¾.

His apppearance is now questionable, however, the injury, described as an arthritic jaw has prevented him from opening his mouth.

I’ve seen pics of this guy, and he is put together like a bodybuilder. If eating hot dogs causes him injuries, he should look to something safer such as knitting.